Pizza eating pro @rachelfershleiser knows that Artichoke pizza is the only way to properly celebrate one’s birth.
A guy named Brian in Australia signed up for this service w my email. Sad that he won’t find love, glad that he doesn’t get these depressing emails.
Everything about this looks old, and not just bc of the filter (which I’m loving btw). #tbt #SeniorYear
If your #valentine got you anything other than a #brontosaurus penny smash, throw it in the garbage.