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My horoscope said I will find true love this weekend! Hope not, bc I’m at a #FamilyReunion. Photo by @marygriff4

My horoscope said I will find true love this weekend! Hope not, bc I’m at a #FamilyReunion. Photo by @marygriff4

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Everything’s great. Just giving myself a #tupac postcard #peptalk at my desk. With thanks to @jilliandresser & @jdelsenno 😁

Everything’s great. Just giving myself a #tupac postcard #peptalk at my desk. With thanks to @jilliandresser & @jdelsenno 😁

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#tbt when I joined brownies bc like ANY smart kid I thought it was a dessert club. I was disappointed but then I was like whatev, while I’m here might as well dominate and earn all the badges.

#tbt when I joined brownies bc like ANY smart kid I thought it was a dessert club. I was disappointed but then I was like whatev, while I’m here might as well dominate and earn all the badges.

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Keeping my sister updated on important news in my life. #MurphyBrown

Keeping my sister updated on important news in my life. #MurphyBrown

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I knew how cool I was, even if no one else did. #tbt favorite shirt edition #RenAndStimpy

I knew how cool I was, even if no one else did. #tbt favorite shirt edition #RenAndStimpy

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Good morning! Not pictured: 2 tamales. #yogurtbar #breakfast

Good morning! Not pictured: 2 tamales. #yogurtbar #breakfast

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Apologies for the lapse in eggstagramming. We now return to your regularly scheduled program. #breakfast

Apologies for the lapse in eggstagramming. We now return to your regularly scheduled program. #breakfast

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Fridays. #NailedIt #onewayticket smell ya later nyc.

Fridays. #NailedIt #onewayticket smell ya later nyc.

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I met the human #heathcliff #sardines #4thofjuly

I met the human #heathcliff #sardines #4thofjuly

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Land of the free⬆️
Home of the brave⬇️

Land of the free⬆️
Home of the brave⬇️

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