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I knew how cool I was, even if no one else did. #tbt favorite shirt edition #RenAndStimpy

I knew how cool I was, even if no one else did. #tbt favorite shirt edition #RenAndStimpy

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Good morning! Not pictured: 2 tamales. #yogurtbar #breakfast

Good morning! Not pictured: 2 tamales. #yogurtbar #breakfast

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Apologies for the lapse in eggstagramming. We now return to your regularly scheduled program. #breakfast

Apologies for the lapse in eggstagramming. We now return to your regularly scheduled program. #breakfast

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Fridays. #NailedIt #onewayticket smell ya later nyc.

Fridays. #NailedIt #onewayticket smell ya later nyc.

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I met the human #heathcliff #sardines #4thofjuly

I met the human #heathcliff #sardines #4thofjuly

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Land of the free⬆️
Home of the brave⬇️

Land of the free⬆️
Home of the brave⬇️

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Eating tamales outside in my bathing suit because  it’s the best and I DO WHAT I WANT. #nofilter #apartmentenvy

Eating tamales outside in my bathing suit because it’s the best and I DO WHAT I WANT. #nofilter #apartmentenvy

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Oops almost forgot to brag ab (part of) my delicious dinner last night!

Oops almost forgot to brag ab (part of) my delicious dinner last night!

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New Friday work tradition: the #NipSlip. Know someone who had a rough week? Slip them a nip! #tgif

New Friday work tradition: the #NipSlip. Know someone who had a rough week? Slip them a nip! #tgif

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#Breakfast of geniuses. Happy Saturday!

#Breakfast of geniuses. Happy Saturday!

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